20 GRIPES OF THE SINGLE GAL

20 GRIPES OF THE SINGLE GAL

So all your friends have found their Prince Charmings and you’re the only one with no date to the ball?
We counts 20 things to steel yourself for when everyone’s hooked but you.

1
Your cool and composed girlfriends degenerate into pouty little monsters that coo toe-curling nicknames like “Cutie Buns”, “Boy-Boy” or “Da-da” to their men. And in public, no less.

2
Each time you get an SMS, your friends ask mock-innocently: “Anyone we should know about?”

3
Forget sympathy. When you complain about your man-less state, your friends now utter patronising (and truly unhelpful) cliches like “Don’t worry dear, your time will come”.

4
Friends become experts on snegging trophy boyfriends: “You should go out more. What about Mike (your obese secondary school classmate who was expelled at 14
for drawing obscene graffiti)? He’s a nice boy whaat.”

5
Before, you “had taste” and were “discerning”. Now, you’re too “picky” or “choosy”.

6
You have to put up with smirks from the ticket-seller at the box office when your
gigling gal pals ask for love seats and you’re always the odd numbered ticket destined for the end of the row.

7
You turn up for what you thought would be a heart-to-heart session with your best
friend, only to find you’ve been set up on a blind date with some guy like Mike.

8
You get terribly confused talking to your friends, who now use the word “we” about eight times per sentence so you don’t know who “we” refers to anymore. “Should we order? Shall we go shopping after this? We’re going to Planet Hollywood on Friday.”

9
You’re the only one who has to pay full-price for everything from restaurant meals to movies, while everyone else enjoys the two-for-one-deals.

10
You have nothing to offer when your gal pals discuss their dates, not even if you were prepared to lie about it.

11
You have to play judge every time your friends show off new gifts from their respective darlings and fall into bitter competition over whose gift is better.

12
You’ve got no one to moan about men problems any more (for fear of aforesaid smug advice).

13
You are harassed for full reports of any date you go on, because your friends secretly miss the dating scene. The worst ones SMS you continually while you’re out on your dates. “So has he made a move yet? Remember not to eat
anything with garlic in it. What are you wearing?”

14
Your precious sleep is interrupted at 3.53am by weeping pals who’ve just quarrelled with Da-da. Well of course you’re the chosen shoulder to cry on-what else could you be busy with, right?

15
Your all-girl dos are always ruined by your girlfriends showing up with their Da-da and acting clueless. “Oh but there was no soccer on TV tonight so Da-da thought he’d come along and say hi…”

16
You have to be bridesmaid at ALL their weddings. One after the other.

17
You never hear from them after the wedding because they’re too busy with their new darlings. But you will get last-minute calls to say they’re free to meet for an hour, and that’s only because Da-da has to work late.

18
You have no one to go on vacation with because none of your friends will leave home without him.

19
At parties, you wind up entertaining everyone’s kids at the knee-high table because the adults have all paired up and there’s no space at their table.

20
At wedding dinners, you’re placed at the “miscellaneous” table, together with the bride’s third ex-boyfriend and her piano teacher.

Jokes of The Day!

EGGS
A lady goes to breakfast at a restaurant where the special was two eggs, sausage, mashed potato, and toast for Rp. 10,000.
"Sounds good," she says, "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you Rp. 13,500. because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress informs her.
"You mean I would have to pay for no taking the eggs?" the lady asks disbelievingly. "Then I'll take the special."
"How do you want your eggs?" asks the waitress.
"Raw and in the shell," the lady replies.
She takes the two eggs home.

FAT-FREE FRIES
I stopped at a fast food restaurant, interested by a sign which offered fat-free fries.
I decided to give them a try, but I was disappointed when the clerk pulled a batch of fries from the fryer dripping with fat, and then put a bag of these fries in with my order.
"Just a minute," I said, "Those aren't fat-free."
"Yes, they are," He repplied, "We only charge for the potatoes, the fat is free."

GOD IS WATCHING
The children are lined up for lunch in the cafetaria of an elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table is a large pile of apples.
Previously, the principal made a note and posted it on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching."
At the other end of the table is a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
Arriving at the chips, one student whispers to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

HOMEMADE
Trying to become an efficient homemaker, Jane has created a system for labeling homemade freezer meals.
She carefully notes in large clear letters, "Meatloaf" or "Pot Roast" or "Steak and Vegetables" or "Chicken and Dumplings" or "Beef Pot Pie."
But every time she asks her husband what he wants for dinner, he never asks for any those meals.
She decides to stock the freezer with his various requests, what he really likes.
Now in Jane's freezer you'll see a whole new set of labels.
You will find dinners with neat little tags that say: "Whatever," "Anything," "I Don't Know," "I Don't Care," "Something Good," or just "Food."
No more frustration for Jane because no matter what her husband replies when she asks him what he wants for dinner, It's there waiting.

FRIENDSHIP RULES

"Good friend like a star... U not always seen them, but U know that they always there"
Who's the first U told when u've got boyfriend?
Who's the first knew Ur tears?
Who's always share a little secrets with U?
Who's pop U up when u're down?
Just one... FRIEND!

Sometimes friend can be more than just a friend. She can be more close to you than your parents. But friend can't always understand and there for U. Need communication and commitment to make it grows and more stronger.
But it's not difficultly too.
Just need a 100 g flour of cares, 50 cc joy solution, 10 spoons tears, 5 pieces hopes-honestly, 3 drops full of loves and a lot of patients to make a delicious friendship.

Here's something U must know about FRIENDSHIP RULES
1. HONEST

The first thing U must do for a friendship is honest each other. She must know the real U and the truth from Ur mouth, not from the other. Don't be a two faces to Ur friend.

2. CARE
Give a favour of help before She asked. A friend in need is a friend indeed.
3. UNDERSTAND
She need what U need too, so if U can understand her like Urself, she may do the same.
4. KEEP A SECRET
In every situation of friendship U've must keep Ur friends secret. Don't be busybody for Ur friend. Once U do that, U will regrets it. Mind Ur own business.
5. DON'T JEALOUS
Celebrate for her success, don't feel small because our success is from her support too.
Don't ever think for sightseeing with her boyfriend or played them. STOPPED! Because Ur friendship more important than just a game.
6. DON'T HURTS
Remember that U've get a bind with her, so if she's hurted U're hurted too.
7. PATIENT
Don't give up too fast, because it wasn't an instant thing.
8. TOGETHERNESS
Make a best times with Ur friend continuously.

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart

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